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The halls rejoice and Kanye West is proudly declared the new headmaster of Hogwarts.
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i was just called a coon.
yo fuck this
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i was on the bus today and i accidentally threw my money all over the driver and instead of being a normal human being and saying oh i’m sorry i...
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why are white folk out here acting like if we removed the work of racists from the canon the canon would suffer?
if fucking wouldn’t
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werewolfpussychiapet asked: We'd be more than okay. But it's something (for white people) to think about. How can you say racism isn't built into the fabric of society when you praise slaveowners in your history books, put men who wrote dissertations contesting the idea that black people were human on your money, celebrate "independence days" during which so much of the population was enslaved/being systematically exterminated, and have holidays commemorating violent imperialists? Goes back to thinking evil "greater good."
me getting ready in the morning
I need to try this omg.
WHAT
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This is what time lapse photography was invented for.
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OK so I completely had one of those brain flashback “OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MEMORY” moments today because I was plugging in my old iPod video for the first time in like two years
But anyways so like this one time I was on this 16 hour flight from like San Francisco to Manila and like right before the flight was supposed to take off the flight attendants went down the aisle doing the whole “please turn off all electronics” spiel like yes, you knew you had to turn that iPod off for takeoff why the fuck did you boot up your computer thing.
And anyways like two rows ahead of me there was this really fucking white couple who were like in their 50s and like they had their iPod all lit up RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR UN-STOWED TRAY TABLE and the asian flight attendant was all like “Sir, Madam, I’m going to have to ask you to put that away.” And the woman was LITERALLY LIKE I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, SHE WENT “OH, IT’S AN IPOD THERE IS NO OFF BUTTON. YOU HAVE TO LET IT JUST SIT THERE.”
And the flight attendant was just silent for a moment and went “I’m sorry, ma’am, but you really have to turn that off, and stow the tray table.”
And the MAN went, I SHIT YOU NOT, “It’s an iPod. There’s no OFF button. You have to let it sit there and turn off by itself. If I touch it, it won’t turn off.”
At which point every single asian passenger in that plane gave them the side-eye. Of which, by the way, there were tons, since this was San Fran to Manila flight.
At which point the flight attendant literally just shook her head, and went “well at least stow the tray table. We have to take off. I don’t care, just stow it.”
And when she walked away, the woman went, VERY LOUDLY LIKE SHE WANTED SYMPATHY, “OH MY GOD, IT DOESN’T TURN OFF WHY IS SHE SUCH A BITCH THERE IS NO NEED TO BE THAT CONDESCENDING.”
Moral of the story: white people can never turn shit off and stow it when they need to.
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
This will never stop being hilarious.
this is amazing ahahahha
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I thought I told you that we won’t stop.
I thought I told you that we won’t stop.
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setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:
THIS AGAIN
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FROM?
SO CONFUZZLED
where can i watch this?
i juST DONT
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