various and sundry
The halls rejoice and Kanye West is proudly declared the new headmaster of Hogwarts.
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i was just called a coon.
yo fuck this
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i was on the bus today and i accidentally threw my money all over the driver and instead of being a normal human being and saying oh i’m sorry i...
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why are white folk out here acting like if we removed the work of racists from the canon the canon would suffer?
if fucking wouldn’t
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werewolfpussychiapet asked: We'd be more than okay. But it's something (for white people) to think about. How can you say racism isn't built into the fabric of society when you praise slaveowners in your history books, put men who wrote dissertations contesting the idea that black people were human on your money, celebrate "independence days" during which so much of the population was enslaved/being systematically exterminated, and have holidays commemorating violent imperialists? Goes back to thinking evil "greater good."
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jubellation asked: Source, there WAS an entire culture like that. On a Pacific Island all men had to learn to give women multiple orgasms. They even had final exams of sorts where he had to give an older woman a bunch of orgasms. A man's reputation and honor depended on that. So once a woman was married she was assured a great sex life. Sadly, I think the tribe was ruined (guess which race did it. Guess)
WHAAAAAAT?????
Awwwwwww godddamn it colonialism!!!!!
welp
HA!
Actually, one Hydrogen is not enough to keep Carbon… satisfied. He needs three more Hydrogens, so things are about to get really creative on that dance floor. They’re about to get… tetrahedral.
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there are 3 types of black people in this world
Dave Chappelle is like “He’s still ignoring me about the whole pancakes and blouses thing…”.
Dave… lmao
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It looks like he’s been left hanging after waiting for two high fives. Like…”Oh, wait, are we doing fist bumps now? Is that what we do now? Is this a thing? Maybe I should put my hands down. But that would just be even more awkward. Dammit why do Midgardians make things so complicated?”
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Bill Clinton in nominating Barack Obama
Bill Clinton flirting with Michelle Obama
and also Barack Obama
damnit Bill we can’t take you anywhere
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eventually bill clinton will be a giant head in a jar
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Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.
THOR
THOR IS THAT YOU
THORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Thor, if you want Ororo’s attention, just call her already.
Look, it’s not his fault he broke his iphone. Damn screen cracks like nothing, and his armor always sits on it weird.
>:/
okay but this type of thing could fuck up an ecosystem
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT THOR
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
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Sneak peeks from Obama’s new music video.
SWAG
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Perfect OTP is perfect.
Yo can we have the Exiles or something go to an alt-verse where they just finally got together and blew out every electric item in a ten mile radius while conceiving the most badass lightning-related superhero child ever
UGH SHE WOULD BE THE MOST AMAZING DAUGHTER
NO FUCK THAT
LET THERE BE TWINS
Thor: BEHOLD BROTHER, MY CHILDREN!
Loki: )8 You never liked my children! *holds puppy, snake, and horse*
Thor: … BEHOLD BROTHER, MY CHILDREN!
COLIN MOCHRIE AND TOM HIDDLESTON ARE TWEETING EACH OTHER
WHAT
I
JESUS FUCK
I am fangirling just a little…
fjdsaklf speechless.
If you’re going to fake Tom Tweets can you at least make it sounds like him? ‘Nah, man.’ are you fudging serious?
And no throwing in something he said previously or ‘As Shakespeare…’ doesn’t count, Tom has a certain cadence and tone when he speaks/tweets, a rhythm and this is not it.
Do your homework.
LOLOLOL you gotta ask Tom Hiddleston why he doesn’t talk like himself because I sure as hell don’t know.
Besides, why on god’s sweet earth would I be bored enough to fake a conversation between two people?
I’m sorry tumblr has made you so suspicious of wonderful things, but please check the source before you go around accusing others of making stuff up.
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