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“Yo. This shit’s weird.” Kanye says, flicking the stick in his hand. He stares at the giant castle in the distance and announces, “I run this shit now.”

The halls rejoice and Kanye West is proudly declared the new headmaster of Hogwarts.
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tesseralharmonics:

SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A GIF OF THIS

tesseralharmonics:

SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A GIF OF THIS

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rambeltilx:

tehjai:

dduane:

Yup.

I’m not allowed to vote in this election. If you can, please do so.

This gifset is one of the only parts of this election season that I have enjoyed

the original video:

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nerdytardis:

thoseofwitandlearning:

melanieisawizard:

dearsadie:

team-joebama:

Bill Clinton in nominating Barack Obama

Bill Clinton flirting with Michelle Obama

and also Barack Obama

damnit Bill we can’t take you anywhere

#bill clinton is actually captain jack harkness

^

eventually bill clinton will be a giant head in a jar

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thinkspeakstress:

daintyblackpegasus:

super-eklectic1:

“It’s not about how much money you make. It’s about the difference you make in people’s lives.” - Michelle Obama

hair laid

make up beat

EYEBROWS SNATCHED!

YASSSS, Mrs. President.

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fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:

“Michelle and I didn’t come from well-to-do backgrounds. We didn’t have famous families. But it wasn’t just that we worked hard. It was also that somebody made an investment in us. That’s what America did for us.”

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Nobody in this country should ever go broke due to an accident or illness.

Michelle Obama

I’m just gonna leave this here. There are all kinds of reasons that this means a lot to folks like me. 

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For Barack, these issues aren’t political: they’re personal. Because Barack knows what it means when a family struggles. He knows what it means to want something more from your kids and grandkids. Barack knows the American dream because he’s lived it. And he wants everyone in this country — everyone — to have the same opportunity no matter who we are, or where we’re from, or what we look like, or who we love. And he believes that when you’ve worked hard and done well, and walked through that doorway of opportunity, you do not slam it shut behind you. No, you reach back and give other folks the same chances that helped you succeed.

MICHELLE OBAMA, at the DNC. (via inothernews)

LAST TWO SENTENCES GOT ME ON FIRE. To me, that’s THE basis of most PoC cultures. It’s all about giving back, sharing, connections, community—alla those buzz words. When Michelle says it, I believe it. If Ann Romney says it, it’s horseshit at best. Why? Because she’s white, and white/western cultures have ALWAYS been about “self-reliance,” “striking out on your own,” “YOU BUILT IT ALL BY YOURSELF,” and “bootstraps.” All those words and phrases? Read SELFISH. Read CARELESS. Read THOUGHTLESS. 

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Especially when you realize they didn’t build shit and then when everything was built they shut everyone else out.

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nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

fearandwar:

Wow. Just wow. That speech was amazing. It destroyed Romney without ever being negative or even mentioning him.

Could your fave, #doe? AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA NOPE!

WROTE STARRED DIRECTED 

she keeps me humble and motivates me at the same time

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fuckyeahblackwomenkissing:

itsloudinsidemyhead:

Dinner Date;-)

he looks like hes undressing her with his eyes, and she looks like shes enjoying it

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

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14kgoldnyc:

dancingfrogger:

while writing that previous post and a draft of a post about the Quebec elections.

But I found a transcript of Michelle Obama’s speech already up for anyone else who prefers to read speeches or doesn’t want to wait to watch it again!

Useful!

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popular-slut-club:

ethiopienne:

otp forever and ever and ever

my ship is unsinkable

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camerican-dreamer:

Mr. & Mrs. Obama :)

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