various and sundry
The halls rejoice and Kanye West is proudly declared the new headmaster of Hogwarts.
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star trek spoilers
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I’m pretty sure the only reason they had Khan in the film was because they wanted to do that ridiculous...
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Day 3: Borobudur, and Even More Deliciousness
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I swear I will stop spamming about this
but you know how absolutely starved little black kids are for princesses that look like them
every single...
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Fangirling: I learned it from watching you, mom.
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amelie could’ve really been the story of a woman accidentally meeting a serial killer
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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I hope he learned a lesson from this.
i don’t care; i’m completely amused and so is she *s
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rhodey wasn’t here for it at all
What if the Starks didn’t make stupid decisions? x
“Okay, I won’t trust you then”
this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen
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This is the kind of love I desire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome Couple At Gas Station Make Dumb ‘Leno’ Skit The Best Thing To Ever Happen On ‘Leno’
Look, we don’t need to tell you that watching Leno is worse than having an entire sack of angry rattlesnakes forcefully inserted into your cancer-stricken ass. You know this. I know this. We all know this. (Well, everyone except the old people in middle America who watch him. But we know this too, so let’s just move on.) But last night something miraculous happened: the show produced a highly entertaining bit.these two are too adorable. i love them!!!!
So glad I decided to watch this lol
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in case you ever forget how to spell curdled milk’s name i made a handy dandy chart
you can mix and match! (◠ ◡ ◠✿)
its funny because we all know who this is no matter what the combination is
this…….is so helpful when I need some quick combinations
I called him “Supershorts Funnyballs” today. I feel like his name inspires such creativity, ya dig.
CORNERCURL
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Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
GOD
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHA.
THE SIXTH ONE IS THE BEST.
THE LOOK OF DISGUST.
OMG.
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John Krasinski and Jimmy Fallon make your day
THIS DUDE WAS JUMPING DURING BOYZ II MEN THO!!!! I CAN’T WITH JOHN KRASINSKI!!!
dlfjasdlfj they need to stop lololol
this girl looks like someone i know… who’s face is naturally like this.
Like, I’m genuinely crying. That first pic, #doe……..
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areasonableamountofkatharines:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
a modest proposal
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OH MY GOD THIS EPISODE
ITS MY MOMS FAVOURITE EPISODE SHE QUOTES IT TIL THIS DAY
AND THE ONE WITH THE ELEVATOR
I still quote this to this day. It makes me sad when the youngsters at school don’t get the reference.
Ellelator go up! Ellelator go dowwwwn!
I push the button! No you push the button! **I** push the button!
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