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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i was just called a coon.
yo fuck this
i was on the bus today and i accidentally threw my money all over the driver and instead of being a normal human being and saying oh i’m sorry i...
if fucking wouldn’t
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
Best six seconds of my entire week right here.
LOL this was wonderful
beautiful
all i am saying is that mass effect really missed out on a fabulous opportunity to have characters named j’on stewart and stevan kolber, a turian and a salarian, respectively, making periodical satirical news reports on the embarrassing antics of the council, the alliance, politicians, and of course commander shepard
#oops
I should not be laughing this hard.
And yet.
Whoops.
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doodlin’ a thing and I’m not even sorry
the only thing you need to apologize for is removing Samara’s eyes, you monster.
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omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me
and yelled
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL
no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face
UPDATE:
he came back in and said “annie you okay?”
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(via ai-yo)
Emma: Oh, I am an absolute fool. Namor, hold my arm.
Namor: At last.
Emma: Not affectionately, you buffoon.Uncanny X-Men v2 #3
That man never misses an opportunity.
Not all white people are racist, but if you needed to hear us say that to make you more comfortable, then you probably are.
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odgw:
in an unfortunate coincidence, mitt romney failed to create a job for himself
(via deliciouskaek)
Got this from Facebook. This mother doesn’t play, LOL I can dig it.
LMAO! Shut her life down!
BUT HER MOUTH OMFGGGG LOLOLOL
she was in mid sob when her mom took this. The ether was strong
I would have just asked for a beating instead
The Launch of Project Wendy!
The genesis for this idea sprang from the fact that when I received an order of Loki-centric merchandise from We Love Fine, included in the shipment was a black felt mustache pin. I thought “huh” and asked on Twitter if anyone else had a similar experience. During the ensuing conversation I got to thinking it would be cool if we could get all of dude’s fans to take a picture of themselves wearing a Wendy, collect them and send to him in as one giant celebration of the Army membership. And now here we are. I hope you will consider participating!
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