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“Yo. This shit’s weird.” Kanye says, flicking the stick in his hand. He stares at the giant castle in the distance and announces, “I run this shit now.”

The halls rejoice and Kanye West is proudly declared the new headmaster of Hogwarts.
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ai-yo:

dalithesquilly:

sorryourenotasinner:

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

Best six seconds of my entire week right here.

LOL this was wonderful

beautiful

lady-tyrell:

oh no he’s hot

(via elvishcooties)

spicyshimmy:

all i am saying is that mass effect really missed out on a fabulous opportunity to have characters named j’on stewart and stevan kolber, a turian and a salarian, respectively, making periodical satirical news reports on the embarrassing antics of the council, the alliance, politicians, and of course commander shepard

persephoneholly:

cruelfeline:

stfuconservatives:

#oops

I should not be laughing this hard.

And yet.

Whoops.

(via schakall)

sachehund:

grassfire:

doodlin’ a thing and I’m not even sorry

the only thing you need to apologize for is removing Samara’s eyes, you monster.

(via commanderbishoujo)

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me

and yelled

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL

no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face

UPDATE:

he came back in and said “annie you okay?”

(via atlasaire)

(via ai-yo)

hamburgerjack:

fycomicbookfriendships:

Emma: Oh, I am an absolute fool. Namor, hold my arm.
Namor: At last.
Emma: Not affectionately, you buffoon.

Uncanny X-Men v2 #3 

That man never misses an opportunity.

thisiswhiteprivilege:

Not all white people are racist, but if you needed to hear us say that to make you more comfortable, then you probably are.

(via atlasaire)

odgw:

in an unfortunate coincidence, mitt romney failed to create a job for himself

(via deliciouskaek)

disneyprincelokihiddleston:

The Derpvengers: Loki/Tom Hiddleston

(via insouuciant)

ai-yo:

santi-golds:

kyssthis16:

queennubian:

babstheartist:

youandmrsjones:

sailingn0tselling:

Got this from Facebook. This mother doesn’t play, LOL I can dig it.

LMAO! Shut her life down! 

BUT HER MOUTH OMFGGGG LOLOLOL

she was in mid sob when her mom took this. The ether was strong





I would have just asked for a beating instead

ai-yo:

santi-golds:

kyssthis16:

queennubian:

babstheartist:

youandmrsjones:

sailingn0tselling:

Got this from Facebook. This mother doesn’t play, LOL I can dig it.

LMAO! Shut her life down! 

BUT HER MOUTH OMFGGGG LOLOLOL

she was in mid sob when her mom took this. The ether was strong

I would have just asked for a beating instead

lokiismycopilot:

The Launch of Project Wendy!

The genesis for this idea sprang from the fact that when I received an order of Loki-centric merchandise from We Love Fine, included in the shipment was a black felt mustache pin.  I thought “huh” and asked on Twitter if anyone else had a similar experience.  During the ensuing conversation I got to thinking it would be cool if we could get all of dude’s fans to take a picture of themselves wearing a Wendy, collect them and send to him in as one giant celebration of the Army membership.  And now here we are.  I hope you will consider participating!

(via bambistark)