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“Yo. This shit’s weird.” Kanye says, flicking the stick in his hand. He stares at the giant castle in the distance and announces, “I run this shit now.”

The halls rejoice and Kanye West is proudly declared the new headmaster of Hogwarts.

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jubellation asked: Source, there WAS an entire culture like that. On a Pacific Island all men had to learn to give women multiple orgasms. They even had final exams of sorts where he had to give an older woman a bunch of orgasms. A man's reputation and honor depended on that. So once a woman was married she was assured a great sex life. Sadly, I think the tribe was ruined (guess which race did it. Guess)

WHAAAAAAT?????

Awwwwwww godddamn it colonialism!!!!!

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That shit’s extremely infuriating, really.

Crackers strip us from our native cultures, shit on them, mock them, make it something for us to be...

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when i was in school i worked for the catering kitchen for a couple semesters

this one time i won an award thing and the president (of the...

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ghostorballoons asked: I think part of the problem is that one of the few narratological lines sci-fi writers are afraid to cross is the "meddling with time is always bad" thing. Whatever they change, no matter how good intentioned, always winds up causing some kind of dystopia-- writers either need to get over the dystopia boner of a jaded, cynical genre, which they're too lazy to do, or write a story where stopping slavery is "bad", which would be tasteless (which GoT will get into in a little while).

“I mean it’s part of a weird reactionary tendency in sci-fi that whatever remains or reflects the contemporary status quo is what’s coded as “good”...

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I feel like shit for a variety of reasons but it’s fine because
- I’m wearing a Reptar shirt
- I’m qt
- I’m about to see Gatsby with my buddies
- I’m...
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Who I Follow

Posts tagged ":3"

trungles:

Believe it or not, this is not a part of the #weirdboners tag.

nevver:

Cat lady

(via stohru)

satanic2chainz:

rhodey wasn’t here for it at all

moniquill:

mscoolcat:

This dog could not give any less of a fuck.

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!

Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

(via atlasaire)

schakall:

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

I FUCKING LOVE CHEETAHS

katemonkeyville:

fashiontipsfromcomicstrips:

Style Spoiler Alert - Iron Man 3:

Colonel James Rhodes + Fred Perry Twin Tipped Polo Shirts = OTP

Side note: Lois Lane wears the women’s version of the shirt in Superman: Secret Origin.

DAMN, Rhodey. Look at those biceps.

Tony is very lucky to have you as his long-term honeybear.