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The halls rejoice and Kanye West is proudly declared the new headmaster of Hogwarts.
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why is no one talking about the fact graham just kidnaps random dogs
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Like, we can talk about drug abuse in hip-hop
we can talk about how Lil Wayne stopped the release of “The Carter” documentary because it portrayed...
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Progress after 9 weeks. My fat is slowly shedding and people are starting to notice. Rewarding. #fitness #exercise #thestruggle #me #instagram
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New hurrrr
WOW.
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yo, can the stylist on this show give lounds a new haircut?
like, god damn
she looks like black widow got obsessed with her hair crimper
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)That was beautiful
poets
haven’t you seen dead poets’ society? poetry was invented to get dicks hard and make pussy wet. men trying woo each other. men trying give women the dick. women trying give other women the V (sappho).
“shall i compare you to a summer’s day. thou are more lovely and more temperate”
translation
“girl, you hot as hell and you have a great personality lemme give you this dick”
the problem with this is that you can’t just give poems to random people you want to fuck
idk man “giving poems to random people you want
to fuckto get to know better on a deeper level” sounds like the definition of romantic in certain quartersif someone, say, in one of your classes just gave you a poem it would be more creepy than anything else and you know it
well yes
but books and tv tell me that if the poem is good enough it’ll leave you lovestruck
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)That was beautiful
poets
haven’t you seen dead poets’ society? poetry was invented to get dicks hard and make pussy wet. men trying woo each other. men trying give women the dick. women trying give other women the V (sappho).
“shall i compare you to a summer’s day. thou are more lovely and more temperate”
translation
“girl, you hot as hell and you have a great personality lemme give you this dick”
the problem with this is that you can’t just give poems to random people you want to fuck
idk man “giving poems to random people you want to fuck to get to know better on a deeper level” sounds like the definition of romantic in certain quarters
Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.
Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.
I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up.
I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”
The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay
Risking students health is not okay
and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY
Today was literally horrible
I hate our school so much
That male teacher is a predator. Ogling young girls and sexualizing them? Keeping them in small closed quarters in a group subject to his authority. Mmmhhmmm. Disgusting
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“My name is General Zod. I have journeyed across an ocean of stars to reach you. Your world has sheltered one of my citizens. He will look like you, but he is not one of you.”
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“I’m fond of the good life, but I don’t live it often. I’m mostly a family man, but I enjoy smoking, eating good food, drinking and playing poker.”
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Garbage Digger
Levee just never seems to get enough out of digging in the garbage can.
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You are horrible. Every inch.
You love it, big girl.
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Jensen Ackles, Salute to Supernatural Las Vegas, March 2013
Taken by Me
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setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:
nc represent u go bro
Top five for cursing, top five for courteousness. Louisiana, mother fuckers :P
…the top five ‘least likely to curse’ kind of surprises me, because I feel like I swear a lot…
I’m not surprised that OH ranks 1st in cursing, because if you lived in Ohio, you’d be fucking cursing, too
haha NJ is “very courteous” and “most likely to curse”
Ah haha, home state are some courteous mother fuckers.
I feel like I more than make up for Texas in terms of swearing.
so my state is 2nd least likely to curse but 2nd least courteous
proof that using polite language doesn’t mean you’re not still rude as fuck
Southern Charm and Southern Mouths go hand in hand lmfaoooo
yea motherfuckers in MA rude as all get out. especially to Black folks. so no wonder they on position 2 and i wouldn’t wanna go wherever is worse because it is BAD. at least i’m not delusional and that shit is noticed lol
haha yeah that’s true about Jersey. People be dropping bombs left and right but still opening doors and shit for you. I also remember going to school in PA and it was split down the middle with how many people were nice and how many were rude as fuck.
Three years ago, Bruno Mars became a worldwide superstar with a string of smash hits. But before that, he struggled for years to make it, and reveals that one of the barriers to his becoming a pop star was his race.
Bruno is Puerto Rican, Jewish and Filipino. In the cover story of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, he says that when he and his songwriting partners came up with a song called “Nothin’ on You,” Bruno figured it was his ticket to the big time. But when he brought it to a music industry decision-maker — a guy he won’t name — the reaction shocked him.
“He goes, ‘Oh man, oh man, what a song,’” recalls Bruno. But then, he says the guy told him, “You know what kind of white artist we could break with this? Blond hair, blue eyes, we could make this kid the next thing!”
“It was just kinda sad,” Bruno tells EW. “It was like, ‘Man, what about the kid that played you the song and wrote it and produced it…what about that guy?’”
That experience, Bruno said, made him feel like a “mutant,” and he says that was his lowest point. “Even with that song in my back pocket to seal the deal, things like that are coming out of people’s mouths. It made me feel like I wasn’t even in the room.”
Thankfully, the story has a happy ending. “Nothin’ on You” went on to become a #1 hit for Bruno and rapper B.o.B. It was nominated for three Grammys, and it launched Bruno on what’s became one of the hottest pop careers of the decade.
Look you guys post-racial!!!!
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